Þis be ane gret and horribil ensaumple of þe mysdedis and wrangis of þe Inglysmen and ane entire defammacioun of þe rewme of Skotland. I sal dispreive þis fals and wikked pak of lyis, þoch I concur þet þe warkis of "Mel Gibson" es sare wrang. It is clear that this "Mel Gibson" is a traitor working for the Scots and We shall have him drawn, hanged, quartered, and in diverse countries his parts hanged up in token of this treason. Item sixth, Our predecessor, the first Edward, did not slay his own, for that would be completely foolish.
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(That is to say, slept with her to make her pregnant with the baby which eventually came to be Edward III, which the movie implies happened.) Item fifth, Our old mother, Isabella of France, was but three when Gibson deceitfully pretends that Wallace got the third Edward into her. Item fourth, Our predecessor, the second Edward, though a sodomite and an unworthy king, was an excellent knight, bold and mighty. (This is a common criticism of Braveheart, which has a scene at the Battle of Stirling Bridge, during which no bridge is shown on screen.) Item third, their was a bridge at Stirling. Moreover, not all English were slain, for Thomas Grey did remain. Item second, the sheriff of Lanark did not slay Wallace's wife and the was untrue. Item first, Wallace was an outlaw and a robber before the treason of the Scots. To wit: he has the First and Second Edwards of our line and misrewarded the outlaw William Wallace. It has come to Our notice that a great traitor known as "Mel Gibson" has generated a "film" that is nothing but calumny towards our great ancestry. I may be reading too much into "alde mode" to literally mean His Majesty's mother.) (This appears to be written from the perspective of Edward III, though OP styles himself Henry V. Where I've put, it is only a guess based on context. It ys clere þat þis "Mel Gibson" ys a traytour werkynge for þe Scottes and We shall haf hym drawn, hanged hedyd, quartered, and in diuers Counreys hure quarteres I-hanged vp in tokyn here of þis tresoun. Item sexte, Oure prodessessour, þe firste Eduoard, dude not sclee hys ouen putayle, for þat wulde be completely folisshe. Item fyfþe, Oure alde mode, Isabella of Fraunce, was but þre when Gibson deceyuously pretenden þat Wallas got þe þred Eduoard on her. Item fowre, Oure prodessessour, þe secounde Eduoard, though a sodomyte and an unworþi kynge, was a perexcellent knyʒt, bolde and mightiful. Item þred, þeir was a pounte atte Stirling. Moreouer, notte all Englisch were scleen, for Thomas Grey dude remaynyd. Item secounde, þe schirref of Lanark dude notte sclee Wallas' wyf and þe skek was ontrewe. Item firste, Wallas was an outlaue and a robbour bifor þe tresoun of þe Scottes. To witte: he hast villiche disclaundre þe firste and secounde Eduoards of Oure line and misrewarded þe outlaue William Wallas. It hast come to Oure notice þat a grette traytour known as "Mel Gibson" hast generated a "film" þat ys nothyng but calumnye towardes Oure grette auncestrie. Previous AMAs | Previous Roundtables Featuresįeature posts are posted weekly. Please Subscribe to our Google Calendar for Upcoming AMAs and Events To nominate someone else as a Quality Contributor, message the mods. Our flaired users have detailed knowledge of their historical specialty and a proven record of excellent contributions to /r/AskHistorians. Please Read and Understand the Rules Before Contributing. Report Comments That Break Reddiquette or the Subreddit Rules. Serious On-Topic Comments Only: No Jokes, Anecdotes, Clutter, or other Digressions. Provide Primary and Secondary Sources If Asked. Write Original, In-Depth and Comprehensive Answers, Using Good Historical Practices. Questions should be clear and specific in what they ask, and should be able to get detailed answers from historians whose expertise is likely to be in particular times and places. Nothing Less Than 20 Years Old, and Don't Soapbox. Be Nice: No Racism, Bigotry, or Offensive Behavior. Downvote and Report comments that are unhelpful or grossly off-topic.Upvote informative, well sourced answers.New to /r/AskHistorians? Please read our subreddit rules and FAQ before posting! Apply for Flair